

a pony is very expensive and we have enough trouble paying bills as it is. if you keep spending time with lisa, she'll forgive you. Homie, you've got to stop looking for the quick fix. now that i've saved the earth, maybe i oughtta spruce up the ol' homestead.ĭad, i'm calling about the school talent show. Hey, homer! this little thing-a-ma-jig really works great. You must pay a fine of two american dollars. my father.Īnd, to conclude this halloween newscast on a scary note, remember: the presidential primaries are only a few months away. Yes, it's just that saying the brucha brings back a lot of painful memories. krusty, you don't have to be "on" tonight. aristotle amadopolis, owner of the shelbyville nuclear power facility. just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time.Īh simpson! there's someone i want you to meet. its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird. Well, a bit overly familiar, but i'll allow it. do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate? simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years. Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette. Hurry, neddie, hurry! oh golly, it's a miracle!īart, your father and i don't want you doing that.


You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. Homer, this is the flanders' entire living room set. You must have something you want to wish for, homer.Ĭrummy right-handed corkscrews! what does he sell?Ĭome on, homer. you know, if you gave ned flanders a chance -įriends, we love you all, but i also have a "sinister" motive for asking you all here - "sinister" being latin for "left-handed." but enough joking. "on this spot, richard nixon bowled back-to back-300 games." Where did you get the idea for this, mom?
#Simpsons apocalypse cow something burrowed free#
Well, at least we got a free sample of reading digest. No, i just couldn't face what was out there. give him any two numbers and he can multiply them in his head, just like that. Well, how about this? billie jean is not my lover / she's just a girl who says that i am the one / but the kid is not my son. i had a cat named snowball - she died, she died! mom said she was sleeping - she lied, she lied! why oh why is my cat dead? couldn't that chrysler hit me, instead? i had a hamster named snuffy - he died,.

Meditations on turning eight, by lisa simpson. with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"īut it certainly was a memorable few days! "in case you can't tell, i'm being sarcastic." ".you stink, you are a senile, buck-toothed." ".old mummy. We got exactly what we wanted out of this: we gave an old man a second chance. brown shoes! how about that local sports team? hm? It's like an ox, only it has a hump and a dewlap. He didn't say it, and neither did i, but at that moment my dad and i were closer than we ever.ĭad, i've done everything i could and i've only got thirty-five bucks. We came to this retreat because i thought our marriage was in trouble, but i never for a minute thought it was in this much trouble. He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays - both religious and secular - he chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes. Sometimes maude, god bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers. the guy who can't be counted on for nothing, no how, dagnabit. you're going to stay here and explain to bart why you scarred him for life. someone seems to have slipped one of those novelty ice cubes with a fake fly in my drink. Homie, did you straighten everything out.? Yes, you! baboon, baboon, baboon, baboon!Īh, dad, if just me, milhouse and lewis had voted.
